Baby Chronicles: The Bladder Blues
I know this may sound ridiculous to those of you that have never experienced pregnancy but, I have come up with a great research project for some smart young doctor. I would like her to find a way to either remove my bladder altogether, somehow eliminating waste in another way, or at the very least, temporarily reinstall my bladder to a different part of my body (perhaps an armpit?)... somewhere far, far away from my son and his kicking, punching, bouncing, twisting, jerking ways. I have been so desperate for this modification that I am appalled to admit that the thought of a catheter or porta potty in my office cube have both become viable options. Why, oh why, must the toilet be so far from my desk!?!
posted by Cook Clan News at 1:35 PM
1 Comments:
i shouldn't laugh at your expense, but i have to b/c you are having the same fantasy i did when i was preggers with livie. i also wanted a catheter or a porta potty. and the restroom was maybe 20 yards from my desk :-) we'll get jacey a soccer outfit since he's already tried out for and been accepted onto the team ;-p
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