J&J Strike Again: Bedazzled

We were all sitting in the living room the other night when Joseph comes in and says, "Mia, I think we need to get a Bedazzler for our girl dogs." He proceeds to give us a 20 minute Joseph style commercial on the bedazzler, pointing out that, "it has stones and we can make pretty collars for Dixie and Pidgeon and Rebel and Roxie." He explained in detail what it is and how it works. We couldn't stop laughing at how cute he was and when he thought he might not be getting through with his pitch, he said, "Tika, you know, it can even make sparkly shirts for you. It can do collars and shirts and all kinds of stuff but not for boys." Needless to say, we've actually considered getting him a Bedazzler... I mean, who can resist his logic and pitch!?!