J&J Strike Again: Monkey Business

Last night, I had a huge craving for Garlic Parmesan wings. Russ and I took Jonson to get dinner and I was thanking Russ for taking me out to Wing Stop because it's not where he wanted to go. Russ said, "Well, anything to prevent my baby from being born naked." This is one of dad's favorite ways to get us to do what he wants us to... (for example, "Let me pay for dinner or your baby's going to be born naked.") So, Jonson is familiar with the phrase but thought about it for several minutes before replying...

"Russ, the only way to make sure your baby isn't born naked is going to cause Tika a lot of pain and your baby is going to need to be REALLY SMART." We both looked at him confused to which he replied, "Well, you're going to have to make Tika eat some baby clothes and you're gonna have to hope the baby figures out how to put them on before it's born."

We were all still laughing about Jonson's cleverness when he pointed out that he sure does hope the child doesn't come out wearing the underwear on its head. I explained to him that since the baby is kin to Jonson and Joseph, it will no doubt be as big a monkey and would indeed probably try to wear the undies on its head and socks on its hands!