Baby Chronicles: No Boys Allowed!

If you are reading this and you're male, it just goes to show that men don't ever listen. :) Continue if you must but don't say I didn't warn you.

Ladies, I just have to say that most of the ill effects of pregnancy have started to wane. Howeva, the boob PAIN definitely HAS NOT. As you know, most of my symptoms occur in the evening, starting about 5 or 6pm and lasting all night. Last night was no exception. I've been wearing this sports bra thing at night. The nurse said that it's supposed to let all the breast tissue relax and rest and it really does help. Works wonders, even. But, not when someone is slamming into you, pushing on you, or otherwise inadvertently maming you! Seriously, Russ may not survive another night of this.

Tonight, I think I shall buy some masking tape and draw a line down the middle of the bed. Then, if he crosses over into my realm, I cannot be responsible for my responsive actions! This means war!