Baby Chronicles: Ketchup Slurp

I think I may have had my first craving this morning. Of course, I was feeling sorta sick to my stomach after cleaning up after my nasty dogs (and gagging profusely) but I figured I better eat something before I became a raging biatch. So, I stopped by McDonald's to purchase a sausage biscuit and hashbrown. I smeared a packet of ketchup on the hashbrown and gobbled it down.

Before I even tucked into the sausage biscuit, my mouth started watering for some more ketchup! I am ashamed (and amazed, really) to admit that I ripped open a second packet of ketchup and slurped it down... raw, if you will. It was DE LI CIOUS! Seriously, how could it possibly be so tasty?!? How could I have been missing out on this "happiness in a package" all these years?!? I was thinking to myself that we may need to invest in McDonald's ketchup.

Now, hours later as I type this at my desk, my stomach is sorta turning at the thought of slurping down ketchup from a foil lined packet. Could I be any grosser?!?

Wait... what's that?... I think I'm gonna need some more ketchup!